Girlfriends, I've really done it this time.

I'm a bridesmaid at a bachelorette party, minding my own business at a local bar after doing six shots of Fireball, when I realize I need to pee. In size small Spanx.

I'm a large.

While I wrestle with my white-spandex belly-smasher in the only bathroom, I'm holding up the whole bar from relieving itself.

When the broody, tatted-up owner breaks down the door, thinking maybe I've alcohol-poisoned myself into the afterlife, my drink-addled brain decides to revisit the karate I learned around third grade.

But I misfire my karate kick and hook a thigh around his waist. Then, the sexy rock skull chains hanging off his belt snag my Spanx.

We're stuck.

Junk to junk.

My best friend, the bride, holds back the barroom paparazzi and promises to snip us apart on one condition:

This hottie biker bad boy has to be my date at her wedding.

Friends, this is the start of one wicked love story.

Wicked Pickle is a romantic comedy about a down-on-love, dumpling-loving bridesmaid who ends up taking the outcast member of the Pickle family deep into the belly of the biggest Pickle wedding this side of the Mississippi.

Diesel's story is part of the Pickleverse and includes the wedding of Rhett and Bailey from Juicy Pickle, but truly, you don't need to have listened to any of the other books before this one. You can start your crazy adventure with the Pickle family right here.