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This week we dive head-first into the late-90s bubblegum fever dream that is “Doctor Jones” by Aqua. We break down the jungle-camp video, the chaotic lyrics, and why Aqua seemed determined to make every song sound like it was recorded inside a bouncy castle.

From the Indiana Jones knock-off storyline to the hyperactive Eurodance production that could power a small town, we unpack every strange choice that somehow turned this song into a global hit.

If you grew up with this on Video Hits or you’ve ever wondered how many “na-na-nas” it takes to get stuck in your head for a week… this episode is for you.

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This week the boys dive into “Beez in the Trap” by Nicki Minaj and 2 Chainz — a track that somehow manages to be about money, slang, drug spots, and absolutely zero bees. And yet we spend half the episode talking about bees anyway.

Chibs tries to decode the meaning of “I bees in the trap,” Gav has a full meltdown about the song never dropping a proper beat, Bevo accidentally turns into an apiarist, and Dan goes deep on what the hell is on your biscuit. We question geography verses, the clickiest finger snaps in hip-hop history, and whether 2 Chainz actually knows what a Lexus is.

There’s net worth chaos, setlist shock, and one of the most unhinged YouTube comment sections we’ve ever found.

Another absolute fever dream of an episode. Enjoy.

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Bruce Springsteen might be The Boss, but in I'm on Fire he's also… extremely calm about being absolutely covered in metaphorical (or maybe real?) flames.

This week, we dive deep into one of the most quietly horny and confusing songs ever written. Is Bruce seducing someone? Is he literally combusting? Did he just wet the bed in three different ways at once? And why does this sound so romantic when the lyrics are basically an unhinged fever dream?

We try (and fail) to make sense of it all, explore the strangest possible interpretations, and even manage to drag Creed into it. Because of course we do.

Expect:

• unsettling lyrical discoveries
• accidental self-immolation
• unexpected gymnastics
• at least one conversation about Mormon soaking
• a healthy amount of shame for ever thinking this was a sexy song

All hail The Boss… but also, mate, are you okay?

🎧 Listen, follow, and leave us a review if you've ever been on fire and handled it worse than Bruce.

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Doja Cat went full devil mode for “Paint The Town Red,” so we thought we’d dive straight into the chaos and see what the hell is going on. The crew tries to make sense of devil references, kidney-level anatomy, and why she’s only letting us watch her eat exactly ten more times. We also pitch a new T-shirt slogan, debate whether anyone actually looks better bald, and prove once again that four idiots can overthink anything if given a microphone.

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In this episode of 1001 Songs That Make You Want To Die, the boys take flight—literally and metaphorically—as they dive headfirst into R. Kelly’s delusional gospel-ballad-turned-Olympic-theme, “I Believe I Can Fly.”

From Space Jam nostalgia to the harsh reality of sex crimes, Chibbs, Bevo, and Dan Southern unravel the bizarre lyrics, ridiculous metaphors, and the twisted irony of a convicted criminal writing about purity, freedom, and everlasting arms.

Expect chaotic tangents about flapping mechanics, bird burglaries, and which Matrix movie Neo actually flies in—all while trying to separate one of the world’s most infamous “sex perpetrators” from one of the most overplayed anthems of the ’90s.

It’s one part pop-culture therapy session, one part roast, and entirely unhinged.

🔥 Highlights:

• The Matrix flying debate no one asked for
• NASA deleting R. Kelly from training videos
• “I Believe I Can Die” – the remix nobody wanted
• Space Jam, Sylvester the Cat, and the horny rabbit problem
• R. Kelly’s rise, fall, and long-awaited prison tour

⚖️ Featuring:

Chibbs, Bevo, and Dan Southern

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Hey team — it’s Bevo here (yep, that Bevo). We’re cooking up a Q&A episode, and we want you to be part of it.
Ask us anything: Why do they call him Mad Dog? Which songs have we rated the worst so far? Did Chibbs ever pay Dan that eight grand? (You already know the answer.)

Send your questions to https://www.1001songsthatmakeyouwanttodie.com/contact,
and you could score yourself a free 1001 Songs t-shirt if we pick yours as our favourite.

Fire away — we can’t wait to roast your questions on the show.

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Taylor Swift’s new song “Wood” has arrived — and the boys are asking the big questions:
Is it about love? Superstition? Or… Travis Kelce’s actual wood? 🌲😳

Join Chibbs, Bevo, Gav, and Mad Dog as they unpack every ridiculous lyric, dissect the erection metaphors, and debate whether Taylor’s officially gone full Katy Perry. From Daisy mutilation to redwood comparisons, this one spirals faster than Donald Duck in a fistfight.

It’s pop culture chaos, unfiltered banter, and just enough Swiftie outrage fuel to get us cancelled again.

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Was It Must Have Been Love by Roxette really a heartbreaking ballad… or the world’s most elegant song about farts? 💨

In this episode of 1001 Songs That Make You Want To Die, the boys dive into Roxette’s biggest hit, famous from Pretty Woman. We uncover:

The lost Christmas version of the song 🎄

Why it might secretly be about prostitutes & noxious gas

How the lyrics are mistranslated into unintentional comedy 🤯

Richard Gere, Julia Roberts, and the 1990s cocaine-fuelled movie machine 🎥

Plus the wildest YouTube comments, pink eye theories, and fart funnels you’ll ever hear.

If you love bad songs, unhinged tangents, and ruthless roasts of classic hits — this episode is for you.

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