Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a janitor who spread herpes through water bottles, sneezing accidents, drama at the meat counter, lot lizard encounters, a dude who peed in a community’s water supply, the crazy places at work where you have fallen asleep, a delivery driver who left his semen on a customer’s food, a feature that lets your parents see your Tinder matches, the most bizarre thing you’ve put up with for a hot person, a dude who was caught banging a stuffed animal, a fugitive who wrote a message on a dry erase board in an attempt to throw cops off his trail and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about whether the lady who was wearing a towel at the dollar store was hot or not, stripper math, old lady mishaps, loofa signals used by swingers, how un-hot is she, songs about sex, why a woman grabbed a dude by the balls, several cases of malicious fecal distribution, ghost writers on OnlyFans, dating references, why people make noises in bed, a perv who was busted recording girls showering in dorms bathrooms and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a lady who was tased right in the boob, a dude who would stand in front of a window and swing his junk around, a guy wearing a beer costume gets pulled over by the cops, fitted condoms, How’s That Dong Get in There, smelly backyard pizza ovens, swingers and bunions, beige flags in dating, a guy who tried to rob a pharmacy, machete attacks, a couple who had sex in the sea and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about what happened when a hooker jumped into someone’s car, a guy who is in prison for shooting himself, what happened when a dryer blew up, an attack at a golf course, how your job has effected your dating life, marriage deal breakers, the disgusting smell that you love, the CEO who received a shirtless massage during a meeting, kids who played with an Ouija board at school and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a drive thru body slam, wearing diapers, strippers on strike, dignity lifts, a guy who was smoking a pipe in a Carl’s Jr., a no-wash treatment for hair loss, choking mishaps, an old guy who was attacked by an otter, convenience store workers who used bats to beat would-be thieves, a hippo that tried to escape from the zoo and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about embarrassing moments with your partner, how you knew you were getting old, an old guy who ran his neighbor over multiple times, a guy who found his buddy’s girlfriend on an escort site, how a flirt ended in a robbery, when the cops showed up unexpectedly at your house, what a woman cut off her boyfriend’s wang, a boy band in Japan with all members over the age of 65, fake Viagra in The Villages, a guy who called 911 over a Tim Horton’s order and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about what a d-bag got up to in Vegas, having a partner who dresses inappropriately, a cocaine coney dog, why men are wearing Maxi Pads, an elderly person’s driving test goes wrong, what has been ruined for you, a TikToker who tried to pay for people at a high-end grocery store, a 26-year-old and his 80-year-old wife, the pervy neighbor who is always touching himself, how Cartel members managed to murder their boss by mistake and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about why someone lived with a dead family member’s body, OnlyFarts, a couple who was filmed banging in their Airbnb rental, your strange cultural tradition, a couple caught sleeping in the Eiffel Tower, a man runs from a rat, the couple who was crushed by a Denny’s sign, embracing your cringe, a woman who claims the best sex of her life is happening at the age of 65, a badass who got stabbed by an intruder but then stabbed them back with the same knife and more!