John keeps dirty photos of his wife in his phone, so Danielle calls from his daughter’s school saying she’s been showing them off!

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The world’s most beloved salesperson pesters Jason with the One Glove!

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Danielle is a substitute teacher reporting for duty.......but is sounding like absolute garbage!

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Richard loves to argue with people over the phone…..so Garrett makes him argue himself!

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Skeery calls a bunch of businesses using sound clips for Tony Soprano.

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Danielle calls Jim to say his wife has been accepted to be on a naked TV show!

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Sharon said no more dogs in the house, so her daughter thought it would be funny is Garrett called to let her know their new rescue puppy is on its way!

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Skeery returns as the famous salesman, Mr. Michael Oppenheimer!

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