We're nearing the end of our accidentally homeless era. Who will we be when we're not outstaying our welcome in various friends' homes? Will you even know us? Will we even know ourselves? Tune in next week to hear us homed, but not settled. The chances of us having a working TV or broadband connection are extremely remote, so we'll probably be reviewing an audiobook or a street performer. 'Reviewing'.

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WARNING: scatology abounds.

We celebrate our anniversary boxing day in style, plus a dog called Grief, the right way to touch siblings and Geoff confronts his aversion to Jude Law.

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Edited by Annabel E. Port, whose excellent substack is: https://substack.com/@annabelport

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New season! New us! New you? What is the sound of one hand clapping? Also, if a tree falls in the woods and no one's there to hear it, does it make a sound? Also also, what happens to a Slut Summer® summer-slut if she wants to stay slutty in autumn?

Life’s big questions asked, if not answered.

PLUS: wool.

And Charlie Sheen.

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