This episode is all over the place. It’s Producer Tyler’s birthday! Maya didn’t expect to live this long, so she’s trying to get her health together. Next up, some quick MN State Fair talk. Then, the ladies dissect Pam Anderson and Liam Neeson’s new romance and Naked Gun. Amy doesn’t want to see any older men in their underpants, no matter how hot they are. Amy talks NFL preseason, and Maya is really into Wrexham. The gals invent an imaginary show called Beach Hospital USA. Hot tip: You don’t have to be good at tennis to wear cute tennis clothes. Amy reveals her husband’s famous pepperoni nachos recipe. Amy is going to check out Linkin Park with a new controversial lead singer. People really hate it when you replace a lead singer, but sometimes it works. Approved/Denied: A Swedish town where everyone just wears their bathrobes around town. Finally, Maya disgusts Amy with a Milton Berle story.

SOSS opens up this week with a traumatic dog story and a tribute to Chuck Mangione. Gen X lost a lot of big names this week…Ozzy Osbourne, Malcolm-Jamal Warner, Hulk Hogan. Amy and Maya relive The Osbournes TV show. Amy rescues a kid from drowning in a pool. She’s always ready to jump into action to save a life. The ladies give you the inside scoop on the MN Yacht Club Festival with some “live” on-the-scene reporting. They take you on a tour through the music, fashion, and food at Minnesota’s newest music festival. Pro Tip: Just get the corndog. Always get the corndog. Never get the egg roll. The ladies recap performances by Sheryl Crow, Father John Misty, Alabama Shakes, Train, and Hozier. One performer is unexpectedly a big snooze, and one is a walking streak of sex, converting throngs of followers in real time. The ladies ask the question, why don’t the kids dance anymore? The gals encounter a strange phenomenon that Amy classifies as “Meet Up” behavior. Maya doesn’t know the difference between Skol and Skoal. IYKYK. FOMO for the Sunday lineup is real. Learn about the best festival exit strategy ever.

Don’t drink the water! Maya finds out too late that she shouldn’t drink the contaminated tap water in her 64 oz. tennis water jug. The water actually had a forced cell phone Amber Alert. Needless to say, she isn’t going far from home today. Amy recaps the Nelly concert after the Twins game. You can always count on Nelly! Amy can’t say a picture of the pitcher. Try it…it’s tough. Maya went to Summerfest in Milwaukee on the 4th of July. She’s never done something so not her. Long story short—she kicks it off with an interesting Uber ride, checks into a beautiful, haunted hotel, and dives headfirst into concerts at Milwaukee’s Summerfest. Maya does festival math. The lineup is stacked…Everclear, Oates (of Hall & Oats), Chicago, Frost Children, a random cover band, and Fountains of Wayne. Oates' arrangement of the song Maneater is wild! Why are people waiting in the world’s longest line for lemonade?!?!? Turns out Maya’s demographic is still old men. They love to talk to a "young gal". Also, we just want to have a hot dog at a festival, for Pete’s sake! After a lifetime of accommodating everyone, Amy finally puts her foot down and advocates for herself! Public Service Announcement: Just Listen to Chelsea Handler’s Book, I’ll Have What She’s Having. It’s a love letter to every woman. Finally, bring back the free summer concerts!