This week, the Ep kicks off with Amy’s remorse for bullying the Quad God. Then bullies him again! The ladies totally love Alysa Liu and her flawless, badass, joyful attitude. This lady pierced her own frenulum! This gal is 100% joy! She’s so herself! Amy has a family story about the song MacArthur Park (Someone Left the Cake Out in the Rain). Amy can’t with the Olympic skating gala. Maya loves the unsung, on-ice camera operator in a white suit. Amy solves the Delta in-flight Olympic video mystery. Amy just can’t with the skater Amber Glenn. These kids would have never survived our childhood bullies, which included our teachers. The ladies reminisce about the hard, rough, brown multi-purpose paper towel that served as everything from a tourniquet to a popcorn bowl. Maya pays tribute to her elementary school classmate Steve Kelfkin. Animal Report: Wolf-dog Nazgul joins the cross-country ski race! Also, Punch the Monkey. Maya reviews the new Chi Chi’s restaurant. So many peeps from our formative TV years are dying. Dawson! McSteamy! Luke Perry & Shannen Doherty! Don’t get it twisted, we’re all team Pacey. Amy goes to a “turnt” theater in her neighborhood. Don’t even get her started on the sauna in her new neighborhood. Amy reviews Wuthering Heights. Amy feels like she was promised horny, horny, sex, sex, sex! It was not that. Justice for Tim Gunn! They didn’t invite him back to Project Runway. Excuse me, what? Also, ICE is still here doing sneaky stuff. Amy calls her mom Marsh and hashes out what really happened with the toy mixer and human waste. Also, Marsh has some very specific, important thoughts about “sassing”. We love you Marsh.

The ladies kick off the ep. with Amy reminiscing about when her dad yelled, “God d*mnit you’re going to kill us all!”

Maya & Amy try to manifest a Kratom sponsor. Amy is back from skiing in Lake Tahoe. Maya asks the question, “Is it fun to ski in a blizzard?” and “What’s a powder apron?” Hot tip: stay on the green runs, kids. Amy reviews the outfit ChatGPT chose for her. Spoiler alert: She had to buy a new sick jacket on her trip. The ladies get deep into the Olympics. Let’s face it, some of these events are boring. Maya thinks there are too many people falling down. Amy wants to add “normies” to the Olympics. Amy doesn’t think curling is a sport. Maya spills the tea on the ski jumping crotch controversy. The gals recap the Quad God’s disastrous men’s skating final and the little buddy from Kazakhstan who had the best day of his life. We love this little buddy from Kazakhstan! Are they just showing Skeleton in slow motion just to see the butt jiggles? Amy confesses she doesn’t have a real ID, and her passport is expiring. P.S. ICE is still in Minneapolis, and we’ll believe they’re leaving when we see it. Don’t get it twisted, no one is more ready for an emergency than Amy. She will CPR you right on your mouth.

This week is an embarrassment of riches! The ‘Lympics (Amy’s pronunciation) and “The Big Game” overlap this week, and the ladies are here for it. They are all over the athletes’ fashion and swag, including Haiti’s opening ceremony outfits, the USA ladies’ eagle “blanket skirt”. Snoop is in the mix with his signature coverage of the games. Maya is obsessed with speed skater Erin Jackson. J.D. Vance gets booed. The Tongan greased-up guy is back, but unfortunately, he’s dry and wearing a shirt. We’re cheering for Korey and Cory, the curlers from Duluth! Amy thought the Quad God would have bigger quads. Lindsey Vonn crashes. ChatGPT helps Amy find a skiing outfit. Maya wants to watch The Cutting Edge again. IYKYK. Toe pick! Maya and Amy reminisce about 80s movies where an athletic underdog triumphs over poverty and local jerks. Amy gives a football update leading up to The Big Game. Maya mistakes fireworks from the Plymouth Fire & Ice Festival for combat noise. Maya and Amy imagine what kind of trouble they’ll get into when they are 80 and live together.