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Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

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 Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura are comedians who are also married. They are the Mommies and they welcome you to join them. Dental updates! Dudes! Stories! Wiping!251327 Ciências Sociais
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  • Sex Crime Sandwich w/ Joe DeRosa | Your Mom's House Ep. 820

    Sex Crime Sandwich w/ Joe DeRosa | Your Mom's House Ep. 820
    Jul 23 2025
    SPONSORS: - Shop outdoor furniture, grills, lawn games, and WAY more for WAY less. Head to https://Wayfair.com right now to explore a HUGE outdoor selection. - Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/momshouse - Go to https://ThriveMarket.com/YMH, to get thirty percent off your first order, plus a FREE sixty dollar gift just for signing up. Tom’s fasting, Christina’s gassy, and Joe DeRosa is back with a brand new comedy special and hot sandwich takes about a major New York institution. The show kicks off with a debate over whether fighter pilots could get away with call signs like “Stanky Cock” or “Big Dick.” The Main Mommies next dive deep into the aftermath of their staff psych evals, with borderline revelations, some tampon talk, and a real concern for Enny’s suspiciously normal results. Tom also opens up about his multi-day fast, shrinking penis, and terrifying wellness advice, while Christina celebrates colonics as feminist self-care. Then, Joe DeRosa enters the chat. The trio debates Hitler as a motivational speaker, Dan Peña’s castle energy, building houses on famous murder sites, and the growing arms race of celebrity sex criminals. Joe also dishes on Bradley Cooper visiting his sandwich shop, fantasizes about quitting comedy to work at Best Buy, and breaks down his bleak-but-hilarious new special I Never Promised You a Rose Garden. Plus: forklift fails, Cosby court swagger, Lena Dunham's cones, and how to turn fart jars and armpits into financial freedom. Your Mom’s House Ep. 820 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:08:51 - Opening Clip: I'm Ryan 00:23:11 - Brad Pitt In Fight Club Skinny 00:31:05 - Lena Dunham 00:37:05 - Clip: Bottled Farts 00:39:49 - Joe DeRosa, Dan Pena, & Murder Houses 00:48:28 - The Cosby Problem 00:59:22 - Woody Allen & Roman Polanski 01:13:33 - Drunk News Anchor 01:17:23 - Joe's New Special & Best Buy Fantasy 01:26:27 - Horrible Or Hilarious 01:30:47 - Joey Roses Sandwiches 01:40:30 - Closing Song - "2 Catches (Obviously) By Odd-Track Numbers Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hora e 44 minutos
  • Did We Hire Psychos?! w/ Dr. Hope Torres | Your Mom's House Ep. 819

    Did We Hire Psychos?! w/ Dr. Hope Torres | Your Mom's House Ep. 819
    Jul 16 2025
    SPONSORS: - Get 50% Off Monarch Money, the all-in-one financial tool at http://www.monarchmoney.com/ymh - Make life easier by getting harder and discover your options at https://BlueChew.com! Try your first month of BlueChew FREE when you use promo code YMH -- just pay $5 shipping. - Go to http://helixsleep.com/YMH for 27% Off Sitewide. - Head to https://www.squarespace.com/MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code MOM. This week on Your Mom’s House, Christina and Tommy welcome Dr. Hope Torres, an Austin-based licensed professional counselor specializing in trauma and personality assessment to analyze Tom, Christina, and the entire YMH staff. Before the doctor is in, the Main Mommies update us on what they've been up to, Tommy's on a water fast and Tina looks like a crypto millionaire now. They open the show with a really cool guy yelling at a bartender, before checking out a new video of an old favorite, Dan Pena, who explains why he likes having a painting of Hitler in his office. They also check out a clip of Charlize Theron bragging about banging a dude in his 20's and Christina shares her thoughts on the movie "Sinners" hmmmm hmmmm hmmmm. Dr. Torres then comes in and shares the results of a personality assessment that everyone at Studio Jeans filled out and determines on a scale of normal to traumatized combat vet where Tom, Christina, and the entire staff rank. She walks the YMH crew through their results on the PID-5 personality inventory (DSM‑5). and breaks down the personality domains like anxiety, impulsivity, narcissism, and eccentricity. There's also plenty of insight into how trauma, dissociation, and childhood behaviors can shape adult personality. Whether you’re looking for laughs, self-reflection, or a crash course in personality diagnostics, this deeply human episode is a must-listen. Your Mom’s House Ep. 819 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:05:13 - Mom & Dad Updates 00:13:13 - Opening Clip: Angry Dad 00:19:42 - Bert Kersher Interrupts The Show 00:23:05 - Dan Pena 00:32:49 - Charlize Theron's Sex Positive Encounter 00:38:06 - Christina Saw "Sinners" 00:46:26 - The Doctor Is In 00:53:24 - Who's Doing Ok? 01:01:02 - Mid Tier Crazies 01:10:55 - Top 3 Psychos 01:27:31 - The Biggest Studio Psycho 01:38:35 - Mentally Ill Main Mommies 01:53:35 - The Other Normies 01:57:24 - Closing Song - "Therapy Breakthrough" by Pete Sake Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    2 horas e 2 minutos
  • Big Ryan Energy w/ Ryan Sickler | Your Mom's House Ep. 818

    Big Ryan Energy w/ Ryan Sickler | Your Mom's House Ep. 818
    Jul 9 2025
    SPONSORS: - Order on DoorDash and save big during Summer of DashPass. Sign up today! DashPass benefits apply only to eligible orders. Terms apply. This week on Your Mom’s House, we've got a real throwback episode as Tom Segura and Christina P are joined by the always hilarious Ryan Sickler! Before sickle cell slides into the Mommy Dome, Tom and CP kick things off with a wild opening clip featuring a vulgar homeless man in a McDonald’s, discuss Love Island’s dumbest contestant, and CP raises her art price. They also break down zodiac signs, death row meals, Jeff Bezos's wedding, Oprah's lesbian love life, and why chicks might just be a little dumb sometimes. Ryan Sickler joins the fun and the trio covers everything from a defecating police chief and the chocolate booty obsessed guy also named Ryan to horrible or hilarious fails—including a bull attack, a shit flood, and one extremely unfortunate motorcycle. Ryan shares a killer story about a guy named “Joey Uno” and relives his worst high school nickname. CP gets roasted for looking like the Hamburglar, and Sickler drops a disgusting, classic YMH-worthy dump tale. Oh—and there’s a deep dive into feeding your meow with fruit, plane meltdowns, Will Smith’s weirdness, and roleplay gone very wrong. It’s a banger. Enjoy! Your Mom’s House Ep. 818 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:06:09 - Opening Clip: I Get My D Sucked 00:08:51 - Love Island UK Dummies 00:19:16 - Jeff Bezos Wedding + Oprah's Lesbian Relationship 00:25:30 - What's Your Sign? 00:33:04 - Ryan Sickler 00:36:26 - Hostile Work Environment 00:42:31 - Big Ryan Energy 00:52:59 - Horrible Or Hilarious 01:02:27 - Sweet & Sour Broads 01:08:41 - Will Smith 01:15:40 - Holding Space For Bad Thoughts 01:21:42 - Closing Song - "2 Catches (Obviously)" by Odd-Track Numbers Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hora e 27 minutos

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