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Welcome to The Albino Hippo – An Apocalyptic Zombie Dance-Off — a high-octane absurdist comedy blending the chaos of Zombieland, the sarcasm of The Office, and the cosmic humor of Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.

England, 1713—The height of the Golden Age of Piracy. Charlie Drake boards the heavily-armed British fighting ship, the Churchill, on the morning after his sixteenth birthday in possession of a mysterious three-lock box left to him by his father. The contents of the box could change Charlie’s life forever, but there’s a catch—the box is booby-trapped, and he doesn’t have the keys. Aboard the Churchill, young Charlie must earn the respect of a skeptical captain and a disreputable crew who will do anything for a single gold coin while searching for clues to unlock his destiny.

Meet Percy Thunderpops before the Old West turned him into a legend. In this outrageous prequel novella to The Legend of Thunder Pops, Percy is younger, dumber, and livestreaming his way into fitness folklore. Welcome to Thunder Nation Live—the most chaotic workout show ever broadcast to an audience of zero and a future cult of millions.

One minute he's livestreaming workout routines and outrageous gun stunts to millions. The next, he's crash-landing half-naked through a poker table, blasting out a fart heard 'round the frontier. Welcome to the weirdly violent, explosively funny world of Thunder Pops. Percival Thaddeus Thunderpots IV isn't your typical hero—unless your heroes wear muscle shirts, carry suppressed revolvers, and suffer from chronic gastrointestinal issues.

Dimension-hopping superhero Speed Chicken finds himself trapped in an alternate reality without his beloved wife and child. It is a world where superheroes make money on social media (so their civilian identities don't need jobs) and where the maniacal Doc Doxx is trying to rid the Earth of power-free humans. Meanwhile, a half-alien college student is taken on a wild ride with the other-world variant of his girlfriend. Together, they try to stop Doxx's scheme, but is Doxx using a social media app to track superheroes?

In the small town of Point Pleasant, Cory and Jensen are visiting their friends Blake and Danny during a town festival. Blake is hosting the baking competition which is being filmed for a worldwide Television audience. When one of the judges is poisoned during the festival, the town's overworked and under-appreciated sheriff requests the help of Cory and Jensen to get to the bottom of the case. Can they solve the mystery without the help of Vicki Dean and Sheriff Hottie, or will their case fall as flat as an underbaked cake?

On the Rainbow Journey cruise to Alaska, everyone is having a blast – everyone, that is, except for the corpse. Trapped on a cruise ship with a killer isn’t fun for anyone. Victor and Harper have to find the murderer before they can strike again. In the VIP suites a killer is on the loose. The Seeker of the Seas, an LGBTQIA+ cruise line is hosting a large group of partiers and the fun is starting to become deadly. Hoping to get a vacation - Victor, Harper, Cory and Jensen are excited to get out of Maple Bay and let loose.

Something lives in the woods behind Scott's new house. It's big, it's hairy, and it smells worse than a dead skunk in the rain. When Scott accepts a dare to camp in the woods all night, Hailey is the only friend who will help him. But Scott doesn't really believe in the creature lurking along Shaggy Creek - it's just a story, right?

Brek McGuire is a small-town sheriff, just living his life and trying to figure out who is responsible for a string of burglaries that have recently plagued their town. One night, a call comes in about a break-in in progress. He just expects to do his job and catch the man responsible. But that one call leads him to Sienna, the woman he has searched for his whole life. Will he be able to figure out the puzzle, fall in love, and stop the burglar before he escalates into hurting someone? Or will it be too late?

James was born gifted. He was born with autism. While strange creatures start possessing his family and neighbors, it is up to him and his faithful pet Bozzo to save the town. No one seems to take his warnings seriously. Will James and Bozzo be the last ones left? Or can James rescue his town before it’s too late?

Joey, Chloe, and Zoe are about to move home. Their new home is based in a dreary town called Hilltop. A colourless world and a group of local shadow people are about to turn the triplets world upside down. Finding out the towns secret becomes their number one goal. But will their discovery reveal more about themselves than they ever knew?

Fifteen years have passed since the death of Magma Man. The world has turned its back on the group of government-sanctioned superheroes who twice saved Earth from destruction. General Gordon and Speed Chicken have gone into exile. Others have traded superheroics for more normal lives. Wombat is now a house husband who bakes muffins and drives his adopted son to school every morning, supporting his wife Towanda's career.

Two superheroes become suspicious of their city's most powerful hero, the seemingly-invulnerable Magma Man, when something he says during a poker game doesn't add up. Why would he lie? Was he trying to protect someone? Was he drunk? Okay, he was probably drunk. But, is he in league with the villain? is he the villain? And if he is, how can he be stopped?

Fat, bald, and bored, Mike the merchant is steadily losing his business to attrition. Customers just aren’t coming in anymore. He blames his misfortune on the lack of adventurers; they are migrating toward other settlements in droves. For the love of trade, what else is happening around this settlement? When a passerby drops dead in Mike’s General Store, the guards begin pointing fingers. Settlement Council is devising nasty quest lines to manipulate the locals, and the rewarding attraction once keeping this place alive is closed.

A cosmetic wizard hat. Some heart-patterned boxers. A pair of trademarked shoes. Those were the only items I could equip after being granted a second chance at life - all the stuff I met the minimal requirements for, but whatever. I wouldn’t fret. This was my shot to redeem myself and to continue serving the one true Voidlord. Like any warlock, I suppose, I had great ambitions. But first...there was the little issue of finding a way back to Earth from Bognaroth’s Lair.

When life gives you oranges, you make orange juice...or keep them on the counter to grow old and eventually get thrown away. When it gives you a demonic master, you become a warlock; that's what I did anyway. My name is Benjamin, but you can call me Big Daddy Ben - no one else does. I was midway through my 20s and living a relatively normal life when everything changed. No, I wasn’t accepted into some weird warlock school for gifted adults.

Army vet Dwayne Sullivan has escaped from prison in order to keep an other-dimensional artifact out of the wrong hands. To do this, he needs the help of superheroes, powerful meta-human do-gooders who are the heart and soul of Hammer City. But those heroes are being recruited by General Gordon, the very same military general who imprisoned Dwayne in the first place.

Two superheroes become suspicious of their city's most powerful hero, the seemingly-invulnerable Magma Man, when something he says during a poker game doesn't add up. Why would he lie? Was he trying to protect someone? Was he drunk? Okay, he was probably drunk. But, is he in league with the villain? Is he the villain? And if he is, how can he be stopped? Follow Speed Chicken and Cambio as they pursue the answers to these questions, putting them in cahoots with a powerless wannabe superhero named Wombat, and realize that the fate of an entire planet weighs in the balance.

How can my enemy want me when no one else ever has? Oil and water. Shifters and mages. There are certain things that just don’t mix. But I’m in Porter’s Peak for a reason, and I’m not about to let a pack of wolves drive me away. And I’m certainly not going to fall into bed with the alpha...not even if he says we’re fated mates. But evil magic is swirling around town, and the only way to keep my new home safe is to team up with the alluring older shifter and try to find the cause of the problems. As we grow closer, my resolve to stay out of his arms is slipping.

The mayors been murdered, and everyone is on edge and reclusive mystery author Vicki Dean is the prime suspect. Can Victor clear her name without revealing his secret identity? Will the hunky new sheriff help Victor prove Vicki's innocence, or be a threat to not only his freedom but also his heart?