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Als ich starb und ein Weltenreisender wurde, hatte das System eine Störung. Machte mir das etwas aus? Kein bisschen. Immerhin hatte ich mein ganzes Leben davon geträumt, zu verschiedenen Welten zu reisen! Es stellte sich heraus, dass die Fehlfunktion des Systems mir nur Vorteile brachte. Ich hatte nicht nur nichts verloren, ich hatte etwas wirklich Cooles gewonnen. Da mir diese Gelegenheit nun mal in den Schoß gefallen war, wollte ich sie auch voll und ganz ausnutzen und der coolste Typ aller Zeiten werden. Nein, mehr als das — ich würde eine Legende werden.

Why Did That Happen? Aristotle Has Four Answers and None of Them Are Helpful is your brutally sarcastic, surprisingly educational crash course in Aristotelian philosophy—specifically his theory of causality, aka why things happen according to a man who thought everything, including acorns and chairs, had a spiritual destiny.

No Self, No God, No Clue: David Hume and the Joy of Destroying Everything is your ruthlessly sarcastic crash course in the philosophy of David Hume—history’s most cheerful intellectual arsonist.

What if your political identity, your core beliefs, and even your taste in snack food weren’t really yours? What if they were built out of language, hijacked by desire, and quietly manipulated by slogans, myths, and a Symbolic Order you didn’t ask to be born into? Welcome to the world of Jacques Lacan, where nothing means what it seems, and everything is your unconscious acting out.

I Think, Therefore I’m Wrong: Descartes and the Birth of Overconfidence is your gloriously sarcastic, brutally honest, and deeply unhinged guide to the man who launched modern philosophy with one anxious thought spiral and never looked back.

Die 23-jährige Myrkling Kay hat die Nase voll, aufgrund ihrer Abstammung diskriminiert zu werden. Schon lange hat sie die Lyslinge im Verdacht, ihresgleichen zu entführen, und schleust sich kurzerhand bei ihnen ein. Unter falschenr Identität will sie nach Hinweisen suchen. Der Sohn des Chiefs, River, sehnt sich nach nichts mehr, als seinem Vater zu überzeugen, kein magieloser Nichtsnutz zu sein. Er wittert seine Chance, als er auf die geheimnisvolle Kay angesetzt wird, um herauszufinden, was ihre Motive sind.

This is not a polite introduction to Thomas Aquinas. This is a fully sarcastic, gloriously disrespectful roast of the chubbiest, holiest overachiever in Catholic history—a Dominican friar who took Aristotle’s metaphysics, added Latin, guilt, and divine purpose, and built the intellectual operating system of the Catholic Church.

The Sickness Unto Death, and Other Fun Danish Party Games: Kierkegaard Without the Prozac is your gloriously sarcastic, brutally insightful, and occasionally soul-crushing guide to philosophy’s original sadboy, Søren Kierkegaard. Tired of listening to philosophy that feels like intellectual sandpaper? This book unpacks Kierkegaard’s anxiety-fueled, despair-drenched theology with the humor and honesty it desperately needs.

When Charlotte Lucas’s twin brother returns to Meryton after four years in the navy, he rivals even Mrs. Bennet as a meddling matchmaker. Captain Oliver Lucas introduces his two dearest friends, Elizabeth Bennet and Captain Fitzwilliam Darcy, and their discreet courtship begins on the very same night that Elizabeth discovers her childhood friend harbors a secret which will later alter the course of their lives. As Elizabeth’s romance blooms, Jane faces an ultimatum from her mother, and takes drastic measures to secure her engagement to Mr. Bingley.

Each night at exactly 9:03 PM, a fog blankets Alden Hollow—erasing memories, erasing yesterday. By morning, the townspeople smile, go to work, and live lives they don’t remember living. They never question the missing pieces. They never ask why. Except Silas Farrow. At fourteen, Silas is the only one who remembers. The only one who writes messages to himself in soap on mirrors, hides journals behind attic beams, and searches for the truth in a town that insists on forgetting. When a girl in a red hood appears—always watching, never speaking—he realizes he may not be alone.

LLEGA LA TAN ESPERADA SEGUNDA PARTE DE LA BILOGÍA EL INGLÉS: EL FINAL DE UNA HISTORIA QUE TE DEJA SIN RESPIRACIÓN. Dante “El Inglés” Wolf, magnate británico y CEO de la compañía más innovadora en el campo de las nuevas tecnologías. Admirado y respetado, con un estilo propio y una educación envidiable y, ahora, también con un corazón roto, cuyos trozos guarda en una cajita.

Aller à la fac quand on est le fils de Poséidon ? Une mission presque impossible. . Percy Jackson pensait vraiment en avoir fini avec les caprices des dieux… jusqu’à ce qu’il découvre que, pour être accepté à la fac, il doit rassembler pas moins de trois lettres de recommandation divines en échange de services rendus. Et des services à rendre, à l’Olympe, il y en a un paquet ! Heureusement pour Percy, Annabeth et Grover ne comptent pas le laisser seul. Leur première mission ?

Erlebe ein episches Seefahrtsdrama voller Spannung und klassischer Abenteuer, das dich sanft in den Schlaf wiegt! Tauche ein in die aufgewühlte Welt der Bounty, wo strenge Disziplin, brodelnder Aufruhr und das Streben nach Freiheit auf offener See aufeinandertreffen. Benjamin Werner liest dir diese packende Erzählung vor, in der Mut, Intrigen und die raue Schönheit der Ozeane zu einer zeitlosen Geschichte verschmelzen. Perfekt für Liebhaber klassischer Geschichten, die beim Einschlafen Hilfe und atemberaubende Abenteuer suchen.

Tauche ein in die düstere Welt von M. R. James' klassischer Geistergeschichte 'Nummer 13'. Der britische Gelehrte Mr. Anderson reist in die dänische Stadt Viborg, um kirchengeschichtliche Forschungen zu betreiben. Er quartiert sich im Gasthof 'Zum Goldenen Löwen' ein und bezieht Zimmer Nummer 12. Bald bemerkt er seltsame Phänomene: Sein Zimmer scheint sich zu verändern, Möbel verschwinden, und aus dem angrenzenden Zimmer Nummer 13 dringen unheimliche Geräusche. Doch laut dem Wirt existiert kein Zimmer 13, da diese Nummer aus Aberglauben vermieden wird.

WHAT HAPPENED TO AMERICA? The United States does not exist, and English is spoken by no one. The indigenous population has retained its own sovereignty, avoiding European conquest. Follow Tom Hathaway as he is lured into the alternate history of Vinlandia back in 1976, finding himself stranded with no hope of return. To survive, he must adapt to the ways of the Vinlandians and become one of them. This is the story of how he makes his way, finding fame, fortune, and love. Most importantly, he finally discovers the reason he was brought here in the first place.

In A Jester's Mind, laughter is both a weapon and a salvation. Isaak, a skilled jester, is swept into a world of hidden truths and dangerous secrets that shake the foundation of his life. As he navigates the complexities of family, duty, and joy, Isaak must confront his own purpose—and the role he must play in a kingdom on the brink of change.

Thus Spoke My Therapist: Nietzsche Without the Mental Breakdown is your one-way ticket to understanding one of history’s most misunderstood philosophers—without needing a doctorate or a prescription for existential dread.

God or Nature, Whatever is what happens when a philosophy grad student decides to explain Baruch Spinoza—the 17th-century lens grinder who got canceled by every major religion—using sarcasm, swearing, and a deeply unhealthy relationship with Euclidean geometry. Sophia Blackwell takes Spinoza's Ethics (a book structured like a math textbook, only less fun) and translates it into plain, hilarious, possibly heretical English. The result? A philosophical roast that actually teaches you something. Inside, you'll learn: Why Spinoza thought God was just...

Ever tried reading Kant and felt your brain melt into a puddle of transcendental confusion? You're not alone! "Kant You Not" is the hilarious antidote to philosophical pretension that explains Immanuel Kant's revolutionary ideas without inducing narcolepsy. In this irreverent guide to history's most unnecessarily complicated philosopher, author Sophia Blackwell translates Kantian gibberish into actual human language while mercilessly mocking his impenetrable prose, bizarre personal habits, and occasionally absurd conclusions.

Ever found yourself staring into the void and wished it would at least tell a good joke? Wonder how a chain-smoking French philosopher with unflattering glasses became an intellectual sex symbol? Want to understand existentialism without developing an addiction to black turtlenecks and cigarettes? "Sartre's No Exit" is the antidote to pretentious philosophical despair you've been waiting for.