Smitey Heroes

Join the Smitey Heroes as they embark on exciting (and ridiculous) adventures. This Smitey Heroes collection includes five stories: "The Four Squires", "A Suitor for the Princess", "The Grossest Dragon", "Dragon Mountain", and "Peasant Poison Pony". 

Winter is the worst, but not every winter is the worst winter. Usually, only the lowliest of mounts won't see spring; but this is a tale of a severe early winter that endangers the whole Kingdom. Will our brave heroes and mounts survive the worst winter? Will they be able to fight off an abominable snow creature? Will time travel be involved?Listen to this story to find out!

The Good Queen has a problem: She's so good that she's considered boring. A new hobby seems to be the solution. Will she learn to blacksmith? Summon arcane powers? Have a dalliance with a huntsman? Find out in The Good Queen's New Hobby!

A dark plot by the Dark Wizard is afoot, and only the greatest of detectives in the kingdom will be able to foil it. Join the Dark Knight and his sidekick, Squire Ted, as they investigate the case of the mysterious goblin horde, followed immediately by the case of the mysterious disappearing goblin corpses. Who know what darkness will be revealed.