Dennis Vanderkerken

Only one man can cheat to create change in the dungeon of Order. Old evils lurk within. Love will smite them. Books seven through nine in the Artorian's Archives series, over 37 hours of cultivation adventure! Artorian gave up his administrator privileges only to be thrust into a new role. The...

As a Titan of a human being, Dii Van Damme embodies this idea. Having mastered the fundamentals of his Stolen Cosmic Power, his expanding arsenal now enables him to transition seamlessly from defense to offense. If enemies from other Realms attack him where he lives, then he can do the same.

Dii Van Damme is eight feet tall, built like a siege engine, and powered by stolen cosmic glitches. With a talking ferret, a janitor’s badge, and the mysterious BlackBox, he’s survived Eldritch Realms and weaponized the chaotic system known as Wrong Warp.

Malefic snowmen. Eldritch trains. Fanatical bovines.

S-Rank, and the long road to get there. We’ve come a long way since the days of Wholesome Grandpa streaming. Transitioning from those blissful, quiet nights, Artorian finds himself in a heap of trouble, turmoil, and change. Plus that tiny detail which involves a burning need to Incarnate...

An end of the world. The start of a new one. A thousand places to be. Books four through six in the Artorian's Archives series. Artorian has survived his encounter at the Ziggurat, but at a sharp cost. However, the powers in the world are moving and there is no time to rest. Even if Artorian...

Modern day. Cars! Computers! Streaming? Hello Everyone! This is Wholesome Grandpa streaming, on for more learning and reading. Today we'll be watching with Grandpa to figure out what things are in today's segment of "what are things?" After that, I will be reading to you for an hour. Then we...

War never changes, as even among the Ancients, ancient grudges spark revolution. The final moments of the journey in Ancient Greece sets the stage for a revolution ready to explode faster than a poorly brewed potion. The Old Guild and Asguardian Remnants are itching for a comeback tour. Led by...

The Amanecida Gate is open. Blessed fresh air! Why are there no people? Artorian's stroll onto Earth is cut short by a dagger in the back. Dealing with an unjust loss, he's torn between mourning what was lost and plotting a deviously calculated revenge. An eye for an eye, a stab for a stab. It's...

Mighty Strahlung. Brilliant behemoths. Satisfying solutions. Victory seems within Artorian’s grasp when a deep dive becomes deep fried. Armed with beam weaponry against unreasonable rats, he’s making impressive progress on the Eternia Beta Run. Thanks in part to the Dwarves and their...

Loose strings tied. New Empires established. A knock-down drag-out victory. Artorian welcomes home old friends, glad for their company. Having finally returned Cal to the seat of his sanctuary, he must cast aside other whims and assume the mantle of Administrator, continuing the diplomacy that...

Headmaster. Exile. Gladiator. Backed into a corner, Artorian must play fast and loose with the laws of the land. To gather what he needs to progress, he will need to sacrifice what he’s gained in order to get this far. With his new school and friends facing their most deadly challenges yet...

Uncountable bugs. Endless, enormous power. Break out the quack tape. Round one of the Eternia Beta run ends with the Task Manager getting disabled by the Administrator. Without the Task Manager’s nefarious influences, Eternia comes to life as warm hugs and sweet sunshine beat back The Pale...

Rocket legs and fists full of diplomacy. A world prepared for thunderous progress. Cal returns. The skies above Olympus rumble as a long pilgrimage reaches its apex. With Cal having reached his lighthouse and found his way home, the ancient dungeon wakes to a world made from the remnants of the...

Caltopia is right through the door. Ancient oaths are knocking. A thunderous new vocabulary for answering. Artorian wakes on a brand-new planet, refreshed and ready to make some mischief now that he’s back in Cal’s soul space! Eternium is old news; in fact, now that Barry is completely...

An academy that scrapes the sky. Blight that fills the earth. Two codgers duking it out. Artorian has decided to live, all in order to save his lost village children. His recent battle against a simple raider captain has proven that if he tries to charge ahead...he'll die. With the help of his...

A town put to the sword. The young forcibly recruited. An old man out for revenge. After his town is put to the sword and the children are taken to replace the fallen, an old man is out for revenge. He’s ready to fail at the most difficult challenge in the world: cultivation. Too corrupted to...

Precious D.E. points. Staunch believers. One cantankerous beaver. Artorian has seen better days. Chased by demons, hunted by the Red Inkquisition, on the run as a fugitive...and he’s spent barely any time in Eternia. Stuck as a tiny noodle dragon and formed into a crown to decorate the heads...

Artorian has finally come to an accord with Eternium in the name of destroying the demon infestation....

New world. Old problems. Even gods must die. Artorian has been given the lovely opportunity to run a realm and sort out all of its inherent issues. Not only does he get to chase around people with world-shattering abilities and force them into hibernation, he gets to break up his days by living...