Ian Billings

Eight wacky out of this world SCI-FI stories STUFFED FULL OF INTERGALACTIC CHUCKLES!!

Here’s a book stuffed full of gigglesome stories and chucklesome cartoons from the pens of Ian Billings and Hunt Emerson. There’s stories about horror, sci-fi, history, mystery, fantasy, fable, adventure & myth.

"It's supersmellygunkyfilthynastygrosslyputrid!" In your hands you are holding the true story of the FBG — the Flipping Big Gnome! He's not like other gnomes. Oh, no! He's big, flipping big!

The kingdom of Primordia is in terrible peril. Who will protect the innocent and trample on the forces of evil? The Knights of the Stone Table, that's who! Cheer as they charge into battle atop dinosaurs and mammoths.

Meet Moss, an apprentice dino-dung shoveler working in Primordia's royal stables. He couldn't be any further down the pecking order without being underground—and he'll certainly never get a chance to be a knight like his hero, Sir Brutus Fallsword.

Enter the St. Squirmings' Ghoul School, meet some new (and ghoulish, and perhaps snotty) schoolmates, hear about the horrid goings-on going on...and face the terrible Snot Monster!...