Cersei is plotting, Doran is plotting, the Sand Snakes are hissing and the Watcher is watching. Meanwhile, back at the Wall Jon is doing everything he can to make as many enemies as possible while alienating his remaining friends. This can only go well! I say "Oberon" instead of "Oberyn" a million times in this episode for some reason. So close! That's Shakespeare.

Chapters: ADWD The Watcher, Jon VIII

Outro music: Skulls by Misfits

How many women does the Feminist fuck? A thousand women, and one. (somberly) the one women is Roose Bolton's wife

Chapters: ADWD Daenerys VI, The Prince of Winterfell

Outro music: Sober to Death by Car Seat Headrest

Just like Bran in this chapter, we take a glimpse into the past... into the distant year of 2024, when "Hawk Tuah" was all the rage. Jon is also here and uhhh, well let's just say, he really fucked up this time. That's right, he introduced heterosexuality to the Night's Watch boys. If you ask me, he really deserves to die for this. But hey, that's just my opinion! What do YOU think? Maybe tell us by going to our BRAND NEW bluesky account, where you'll be seeing the listener question posts for every upcoming episode! And hey, would it kill you to give us a follow while you're at it? No, of course it wouldn't. Now THIS is how you write an episode description.

Chapters: ADWD Bran III, Jon VII

Outro music: Wild Boys by Duran Duran