Honestly, George fell off. TWOW might not even be good. It might be bad, if these two chapters are any indication! We'll still keep reading that garbage.

Chapters: ADWD The King's Prize, Daenerys VII

Outro music: Linda Ronstadt - Poor, Poor Pitiful Me

We check in on Theon's number of balls (unchanged) and discuss whether Barbrey should fuck him or someone else (yes).

Chapters: ADWD Tyrion IX, The Turncloak

Outro music: No Joy by The Beths. because it was a tyrion and theon episode

Cersei is plotting, Doran is plotting, the Sand Snakes are hissing and the Watcher is watching. Meanwhile, back at the Wall Jon is doing everything he can to make as many enemies as possible while alienating his remaining friends. This can only go well! I say "Oberon" instead of "Oberyn" a million times in this episode for some reason. So close! That's Shakespeare.

Chapters: ADWD The Watcher, Jon VIII

Outro music: Skulls by Misfits

How many women does the Feminist fuck? A thousand women, and one. (somberly) the one women is Roose Bolton's wife

Chapters: ADWD Daenerys VI, The Prince of Winterfell

Outro music: Sober to Death by Car Seat Headrest

Just like Bran in this chapter, we take a glimpse into the past... into the distant year of 2024, when "Hawk Tuah" was all the rage. Jon is also here and uhhh, well let's just say, he really fucked up this time. That's right, he introduced heterosexuality to the Night's Watch boys. If you ask me, he really deserves to die for this. But hey, that's just my opinion! What do YOU think? Maybe tell us by going to our BRAND NEW bluesky account, where you'll be seeing the listener question posts for every upcoming episode! And hey, would it kill you to give us a follow while you're at it? No, of course it wouldn't. Now THIS is how you write an episode description.

Chapters: ADWD Bran III, Jon VII

Outro music: Wild Boys by Duran Duran

Kay edited this one so I have no idea what the title means nor do I have any memory recording it. Here's what Kay says about it:

"the episode is called ASOBAPBBQ. it's about theon hears some very cool stories from roose and tyrion hangs out on a boat. the song is will anybody ever love me"

Chapters: ADWD Reek III, Tyrion VIII

Outro music: Will Anybody Ever Love Me? by Sufjan Stevens

We're back once again talking about the greatest literary character of all time. That's right, it's a Melisandre chapter! Dany is also here and I'm gonna be honest I already forgot what happened in her chapter. Let's say she had a talk with Skahaz and Mo Reznak and cried about Missandei's dead brother. Oh and she has child slaves now, but in a cool woke way, not like the slavers she just outlawed.

Chapters: ADWD Daenerys who cares how many at this point, Melisandre I

Outro music: Deeper Well by Emmylou Harris

a new episode!!! this one is called "Pussy Fetus Magic". it's the jon chapter where melisandre touches his "wolf" and davos turns out to be alive and gets his boyfinding mission. the song is char ga kuru by koichiro hori