THIS IS THE WORST GAME OF CHESS ANYONE'S EVER SEEN!

Checkmate is back, with Amanda Waller, and guess who they want? CHLOE, a.k.a. Watchtower! Clark is apparently super selfish for not checking in with Chloe on his every move. Somehow Tess just now finds out that Oliver is Green Arrow. Detective John Jones is being sketchy. Checkmate kidnaps Chloe, so Clark has to break some legs. Oh, and no Lois? Chess sucks!

Phil Morris (Doom Patrol, Seinfeld) returns as DC Comics original character Martian Manhunter.

Pam Grier (Jackie Brown, Foxy Brown) returns as DC Comics original character Amanda Waller.

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Couples Retreat: The Smallville Edition

The Nurse and her sister join us as special guest hosts for this romantic couples getaway!

Clark finds some time to plan a romantic weekend with Lois at the ever-so-famous McDougle Inn. Little do they know the most horrible couple, Chloe and Oliver, is also doing their own romantic getaway at the very same place. On top of that, the inn is haunted by the soul of Silver Banshee and is casually murdering men only (sexist, much?). Meanwhile, an even worse couple is having sexy time at Clark's barn. Their names? Tess and Zod, who we have now deemed as "Zess".

Odessa Rae appears in the episode as DC Comics original character Silver Banshee.

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Dr. Beanie and His Bloody Limbs

The Kandorian's secret human experiments come back to bite them after a previous victim kidnaps the three who were in charge, and one happens to be the sister of Faora. Clark tries to help, but is too high to solve the crime all on his own. Who else can help, you ask? LOIS AND ZOD, OF COURSE (eww)! Meanwhile, Oliver figures out Chloe has been stealing money from him in order to create a mass array of kryptonite weaponry. Also, Zod has a sweet surprise at the end (it sucks).