SUMMERHOLT LIVES ON!

The time has come to dive into the not-so-distant future. Coming off her kissing seizure last episode, Lois gets unknowingly kidnapped by Tess and Stuart in order to unlock her future timeline memories. In this apocalyptic future, Zod and the Kandorians/Kryptonians obtain their powers under a red sun, take over the world, and turn the Kent Farm into a human concentration camp. The Idiot BFF Gang (Chloe & Oliver) find out Lois is at Belle Reve, then informs Clark so he can get inside her...memories.

Big shout outs to our original Summerholt Institute folks:

• Dr. Lawrence Garner (we miss you)
• Ryan James (you were a little annoying)
• Molly Griggs (so hot)
• Lawrence Grady (bad father)
• The Luthors (ew)

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Two Nerdy Idiots vs. The Wonder Twins: Who is more dumb?

Lois is back and is experiencing more intense visions from her trip to the future. As she attempts processing that on top of kissing Clark, Lois decides to go to therapy. Clark has two fans, Zan and Jayna, stopping crime and posing as his hero identity The Blur. While their intentions are good, the twins absolutely suck as heroes and get The Blur in the crosshairs of Metropolis' crooked District Attorney. Chloe somehow keeps beating her own record as THE WORST F***KING BFF EVER.

David Gallagher (7th Heaven, Kingdom Hearts) and Allison Scagliotti (Warehouse 13, Drake & Josh) special guest star as DC Comics original characters Zan and Jayne, respectively, a.k.a. The Wonder Twins.

Fun Fact: This is the first and ONLY live-action appearance of The Wonder Twins since their 1977 debut in Super Friends.

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Jor-El & Major Zod: The Last Blokes of Krypton

Zor-El and Lara had their turn, now it's time for Clone Jor-El to make an appearance! Jor-El arrives at the Kent farm and tells the origin of the infamous purple orb, as well as his relationship with his BFF Zod. Tess wiggles her way in-between the two BFFs in order to "protect" Clark and his identity. Clark is upset his papa doesn't care to see him (he doesn't even know you bro). Oliver is just background noise. Chloe is now back on top as the worst friend.

The late Julian Sands (Arachnophobia, The Medallion) makes his first appearance as DC Comics original character Jor-El of Krypton.

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TRUE LOVE'S FIRST KISS

Lois and Clark land a pilot audition as cohosts for the news show Good Morning, Metropolis. While she is chasing a new career move, Clark just wants to get a second date with Lois. As they battle it out with their Online Dating story, Oliver finds a new "sidekick" in the form of a prostitute named Mia. That's right everyone, Speedy is here and Smallville made her a fight clubbing hooker! Make sure to listen to hear how Chloe has moved up the BFF ladder above Oliver.

Elise Gatien (Ghost Wars, Virgin River) special guest stars as DC Comics original character Mia Dearden, a.k.a. Speedy.

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Roulette: The Chloe Sullivan Edition

It's Oliver's birthday, so why not go and place the most awful bets at the underground casino. After being roofied by the "owner" of the casino, Oliver's life becomes an insane and stupid test to prove he's still a hero inside. Lois tries to track down Oliver so she can play beer pong. Clark finds out more clues about the missing Kandorians. Oh, and have we mentioned Chloe is THE worst friend?

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Smallville Presents: Fat Toy-Lover vs. Suicidal Billionaire

The infamous Winslow Schott, a.k.a. Toyman, returns this week and he's here for revenge against Oliver Queen. After Toyman's first bomb attempt against Queen Industries, Clark is gifted with the power of reading minds (thanks daddy Jor-El). Clark uses his new power to stop crime, but also to stand-up Lois on a "date" that he planned. Chloe continues to fume with jealousy of Lois' relationship with Clark. Tess tracks down Oliver and saves all the women of Mexico from his sexual harassment.

The late Chris Gauthier (Watchmen, Once Upon a Time) returns as DC Comics original character Winslow Schott, a.k.a. Toyman.

28 Days Later: The Smallville Edition

Seems like the writers were thin on story ideas this time around and brought us Thirst, Pt. II.

A random case of kryptonite rabies has hit Metropolis, but looks like instead of vampires we get horny zombies. Clark continues his hero work while working at the Daily Planet. Oliver is still moping for no reason, and manages to let Lois turn into a zombie. Tess infects almost half the city. Chloe, who is still a villain, teams up with Emil to find a cure. Major Zod hates being left out of world-conquering plans.

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John Corben: Former active duty military turns grotesque cyborg psycho.

Things get pretty gross this week when John Corben surgically receives a kryptonite heart after getting smashed by a truck (look both ways much?). As John starts to spiral, all he can think about is taking the The Blur down, a.k.a. Clark. Chloe is getting extremely jealous, and annoying, of Lois since Clark made her his new sidekick. Tess hired a new assistant to help track down Major Zod and the Kandorians so she can get more black eyes in bed.

Brian Austin Green (Beverly Hills 90210) makes another special guest appearance as DC Comics original character John Corben, a.k.a. Metallo.

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