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Are you tired of pretending to understand philosophers who write like they're being paid per syllable of confusion? This book is your revenge. In 50 Philosophers You’ll Regret Reading, author Sophia Blackwell takes a sledgehammer to the ivory tower with biting wit, dark humor, and no patience for footnote fetishism. From the cosmic gibberish of Parmenides to Derrida’s textual striptease, this is the ultimate roast of Western philosophy’s most unreadable minds. Kant’s 800-page snoozefest? Ripped to shreds. Nietzsche’s gym-bro metaphysics? Dismantled with flair. Husserl’s bracketed nightmare?

Nothing makes sense. In the space of one night, I’ve been forced from my life as a barmaid in England and dragged into a world of shifters and shadows. Now, a raven-haired stranger with piercing pink eyes and a presence that is both savage and seductive, is telling me, I must compete on some supernatural reality show; Fit for The Throne. Apparently, I am to pay for the sins of a father and mother I never knew and prove myself worthy. It’s an impossible feat no one expects me to win but I refuse to go down without a fight.

Tina Knowles, mère de Beyoncé Knowles-Carter, de Solange Knowles et de Kelly Rowland, sa fille d’adoption, est connue dans le monde entier comme une figure de Matriarche avec un grand M : une femme sage, déterminée, sûre d’elle et affirmée qui a élevé et inspiré quelques-unes des plus grandes artistes de notre temps. Mais son histoire est bien plus que cela. Petite fille précoce, quoique turbulente, benjamine d’une famille de sept enfants, Tina Knowles fuit rapidement les réalités de la ségrégation pour de nouveaux horizons.

At sixteen, Elizabeth encounters the young master of Pemberley, Fitzwilliam Darcy. Sparks fly between the two, and despite their youth, Darcy proposes marriage. However, misunderstandings tore their blossoming love apart, each believing the other had abandoned them. Years later, they meet once more at the Meryton assembly. Quickly realising that lies and deceit have kept them apart, Darcy and Elizabeth refuse to let anything stand between them again and elope to Scotland that very night.

Hi, I’m Mina Karim and I’m... Well, I’m not too sure what I am. Not anymore anyway. But what I am sure of, is never, under any circumstances, offer your soul to a demon while drunk. When performing a summoning ritual, there are just a few rules to follow. 1. Never offer your soul. 2. Be sure to read the written text EXACTLY as shown. 3. Know Latin. 4. Protection, protection, PROTECTION. And lastly, the most important rule of all 5. Never, under any circumstances, summon a demon while drunk.

Brittany Means’s childhood was a blur of highways and traumas that collapsed any effort to track time. Riding shotgun as her mother struggled to escape abusive relationships, Brittany didn’t care where they were going—to a roadside midwestern motel, a shelter, or The Barn in Indiana, the cluttered mansion her Pentecostal grandparents called home—as long as they were together. But every so often, her mom would surprise her—and leave.

War tust du, wenn dein One-Night-Stand der Onkel eines kleinen Mädchens ist und du am nächsten Morgen ein Vorstellungsgespräch bei ihm hast? Und ausgerechnet er möchte jetzt deine Hilfe, damit er sie adoptieren kann ... Erst dachte ich, dass er der Vater von Rosie ist und seine Frau mit mir betrogen hat, doch dann stellt sich heraus: Er ist der Onkel. Aber er möchte Rosie adoptieren und braucht meine Hilfe, damit die Kleine ein schönes Zuhause bekommt. Und mein Herz? Das erlebt ebenfalls eine spannende Wendung, mit der ich nicht gerechnet habe.

Règle numéro un des coups d'un soir : ne pas tomber amoureux de la fille. Après une longue période d'abstinence, j'ai enfin rencontré quelqu'un qui a su éveiller mon intérêt. Enfin, au départ, les seules étincelles qu'il y a eu entre nous ont été celles de notre dispute. Mais plus tard ce soir-là, elles ont mené à quelque chose de plus fort. Je suis attiré par Devyn comme je ne l'ai pas été depuis très longtemps par personne. Je vous laisse imaginer ma déception quand elle s'est subitement volatilisée après la nuit incroyable que nous avons passée ensemble.

Auf dem gesamten Planeten erwachen die Epizentren zum Leben und die Erdspalten verhalten sich unberechenbar. Es scheint an der Zeit, dass sich die Menschheit angesichts dieser gemeinsamen Bedrohung zusammenschließt. Doch es gibt zu viele Menschen, die ihre eigenen Interessen über das Allgemeinwohl stellen. Für die adeligen Familien mag dies kein Problem sein, doch für einen Jäger, für den seit jeher das Wohl der Menschheit an erster Stelle stand, ist diese Geisteshaltung nicht vertretbar.

Caught in the middle of more secrets than she can make sense of, Leonora Romilly's life just got a whole lot more complicated. With her presence demanded at vampire court, Leonora has to put her feelings of hurt and betrayal to one side and rely on her blood bond with Hayes if she wants to keep her enemy's fangs out of her throat. But with the tension between them growing more and more volatile, keeping Hayes out of her throat—and mind—is a different matter altogether.

Adolf Hitler is widely recognized as one of the worst leaders in history. His Third Reich is responsible for the genocide of countless human lives to include six million Jews.

A time of peace shaken by acts of violence. A world on the cusp of war. The eternal battle of good versus evil. Can it really be that simple? The world of Galamud, once embroiled in war between the factions of Light and Dark, has experienced a millennium of peace. Recent events have shaken that peace, threatening to bring the horrors of war to its inhabitants once again. Join our hero as he is thrown into the turmoil of war before venturing out for the answers to bring stability and harmony back to Galamud and all of its people. Can the answers be found in the teachings of the Goddess?

Ever wondered what would happen if someone explained existentialism without the pretentious jargon, cigarette smoke, and unbearable French ennui? Wonder no more! Existence Is Pointless (And So Is This Book) delivers all the existential dread with none of the academic torture.

Finally, an academic roast that's more entertaining than a faculty meeting where someone brought donuts! "From Bad to Worse" mercilessly skewers the most pretentious philosophical movements of the 20th century with savage wit and zero academic mercy. Journey through the incomprehensible world of structuralism and post-structuralism, where French intellectuals transformed simple ideas into impenetrable word salads while chain-smoking and looking disappointed with everyone.

This isn't your philosophy professor's translation. This is Marcus Aurelius like you've never seen him before—unfiltered, unhinged, and absolutely roasted. Our translator strips away all the reverent nonsense to reveal what the Emperor was REALLY saying.

Octavio and Amador are two young friends who uncover the secrets of organic farming and the power of teamwork. As they delve into the mysteries of banana soil enrichment, they tried to discover if burying bananas can truly transform their struggling garden. Will they be able to prove the effectiveness of their revolutionary methods? Can Octavio and Amador save their garden, their community, and the planet from the clutches of pollution and greed?

In Plotinus Shredded, we tear through his Neoplatonic fever dream. The One? A vague cosmic buzzword that explains nothing. Emanations? A divine PowerPoint presentation gone horribly wrong. The Nous? His intellectual VIP club for thoughts too snooty for reality. The Soul? His whiny excuse to hate fun. Matter? The poor physical world he treats like a cosmic landfill. And don’t get us started on his contemplation obsession—navel-gazing dressed up as enlightenment.

Whether you're a philosophy enthusiast with a sense of humor or someone who's tired of being told your emotions are "irrational judgments," Stoic This delivers ancient wisdom with modern wit and just the right amount of mockery.

Feuertänzerin? Schön wäre es. Nur weil ich teils Drachengestaltwandlerin, teils Pyromagierin bin, heißt das nicht, dass ich Feuer kontrollieren oder speien kann. In letzter Zeit habe ich jedoch Anzeichen von Magie verspürt – und das ist nicht die einzige unerwartete Entwicklung in meinem Leben. Mein Ex, ein Wolfsgestaltwandler, ist zurück in der Stadt und mehr denn je von seinem Job eingenommen. Ingo ist süß, loyal und braucht dringend ein besseres Gleichgewicht zwischen Arbeit und Privatleben.

In "Atlas Struggled," Sophia Blackwell delivers a hilarious and scathing takedown of Ayn Rand, the failed screenwriter who somehow convinced generations of insecure men that being selfish isn't just acceptable—it's the highest moral virtue. With her signature blend of merciless mockery and genuine insight, Blackwell dissects Rand's life and philosophy, revealing how a Russian immigrant with a persecution complex created a "philosophical" system that's really just elaborate justification for being terrible to other people.